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Crack Jokes: Hilarious Jokes About Crack! - Stand Up Bits
 
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Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! I love to crack jokes, I especially love to crack jokes involving a crack joke. Crack has multiple meanings, but I wonder how we got crack from cocaine. That's a huge crack joke right there, there are so many better names we could call crack, other than crack. Like rocky, or bath salts. Speaking of bath salts, I consider that joke crack, I guess the whole world considers it joke crack...the only catch is, make sure that the jokes not on you in the end, or you may be missing a face. That whole epidemic of joke crack actually had me scared that a zombie apocalypse was actually coming, and the worst part was, I was terrified the Mayans were going to be right...which would make me wrong, and I love to be right, therefore if they Mayans were right, I'd be pissed. Jackie Flynn tells jokes crack heads can understand, and even though I'm not a crack head, I understood them too which was pretty neat. I love jokes crack heads and non crack heads can understand, because for that brief second I get that same euphoric feeling that crack heads feel, without having the crack. I love jokes about crack too, because there are so many great jokes about crack, especially that Jackie uses in this bit. He tells some really funny crack jokes, probably some of the best crack jokes I've heard in a long time. To be honest, its hard to say what the best crack jokes are, because they are all subjective, but I do believe that Jackie Flynn does have some funny crack jokes that are at the top of the list of being the funniest. Anyways, to increase your daily funny, please subscribe to StandUpBits!
Team cracking jokes after the game
 
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Funny as hell!
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25 HILARIOUS Knock Knock Jokes That Will Crack You Up
 
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Do you enjoy a good knock knock joke? Some people find them kind-of corny but they don’t have to be. Or do they? Today we are going to bring you something that we hope will make you smile. These are 25 hilarious knock knock jokes that will crack you up. You need a good laugh and a series of knock knock jokes might just be the ticket to do so. They may be slightly corny…but that’s the point. They’re corny enough to be hilarious. So, take a minute and laugh with us at these corny knock knock jokes (and our photo credits and sources) and let us know in the comments below if there’s a knock knock jokes that makes you laugh: https://list25.com/25-hilarious-knock-knock-jokes-you-need-to-hear/ SUBSCRIBE - http://bit.ly/2uwq6BJ Follow us on: List25 Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/list25 List25 Instagram: https://instagram.com/list25/ List25 Twitter - https://twitter.com/list25 List25 Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/list25/ See more lists on our website: http://list25.com With everything going on right now, we could all use a good laugh. SO, today we are going to share with you some of our favorite knock knock jokes. They may be slightly corny. But we are sure you’re going to find them humorous. So knock, knock. It’s us, and we’re here to make you laugh. Check out these 25 hilarious knock knock jokes you need to hear. If you enjoyed our video, you’ll enjoy these videos as well: 25 Quick Jokes To Kill An Awkward Social Moment - https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=4EYCOp38W64 25 Dumb Jokes That Are Actually Funny - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ogeWqy7HH0 Music: Magic by Otis McDonald
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President Obama's Funny "Crack" Pies Joke
 
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President Obama joked that the pies made by the White House pastry chef are irresistibly delicious because the crust has crack in it. Subscribe to The Daily Conversation for the best videos of Obama's presidency: https://www.youtube.com/TheDailyConversation Facebook http://www.facebook.com/thedailyconversation Google+ https://plus.google.com/100134925804523235350/posts Twitter http://www.twitter.com/thedailyconvo
Views: 155448 The Daily Conversation
Funny Jokes - 20 Jokes That Will Crack You Up!
 
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Funny Jokes - 20 Jokes That Will Crack You Up! With all the seriousness in the world today, who doesn’t appreciate a good laugh? Laughing is one of the great pleasures of life and a good joke always leads to a good laugh! Whether it’s a “knock knock” joke from when you were a kid, the ones about little Johnny, or the dirty ones you learned sometime when you were in middle school or high school, when they’re funny, they’re funny! Below are 20 of the funniest jokes that are sure to make you crack up! Bounce Ball of Twin Musicom Creative Commons Attribution (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/255/bounce-ball http://www.twinmusicom.org http://www.lolwot.com
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THE BEST JOKE IN ANIME - Noble Reacts to Anime Cracks
 
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Honestly haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Shoutout to Zaikozila! You can find the cracks here: 1 - https://youtu.be/ynQugIMsXmA 2 - https://youtu.be/K7eJpCeUo6s Free 30 day 1080p HD anime streaming trial here: https://www.crunchyroll.com/lostpause Learn Japanese or other languages FREE trial here: https://lingualift.com?tap_a=4510-9de2ca&tap_s=70849-ceef0c My Merch: https://teespring.com/stores/lostpause Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lost_Pause_ Twitch: http://www.twitch.tv/lost_pause_ Outro art courtesy of Rikadoh: https://twitter.com/rikadoh94 Production Music courtesy of Epidemic Sound: http://www.epidemicsound.com
Views: 613389 Lost Pause
Best Putin jokes
 
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This video contains the best Putin`s jokes. Have fun watching! Discuss, suggest new themes that you may be interested in. Timing: 1. 0:00 Putin holds a meeting with volunteers in Sochi, 2014. 2. 0:47 Putin about Berlusconi. 3. 1:13 Putin asks German partners to make up their mind. 4. 1:56 The anecdote about the spy. 5. 2:36 Putin interview the former Prime Minister of France. 6. 3:46 Putin about the law prohibiting homosexual propaganda. 7. 4:09 About Trump. 8. 5:51 About Snowden. 9. 7:01 The honest old man. 10. 8:08 Putin in Austira. 11. 8:45 About sanctions. 12. 9:15 On the wedding-night. 13. 10:21 Reply to Estonian journalist. 11. 13:20 Wifes and love-mates. 12. 13:52 Once more about Snowden.
Views: 6299827 Russka
3 Jokes Guaranteed To Make People Laugh
 
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Stephen Colbert: How To Be Funny Subscribe to Charisma On Command’s YouTube Account: http://bit.ly/COC-Subscribe Discover The 4 Emotions You Need To Make a Killer First Impression: http://bit.ly/2D0CHlo Here are 3 jokes that are guaranteed to make people laugh. Stephen Colbert is one of the most popular comedians on television today and it is largely due to his ability to think on his feet and make people laugh. He is a fantastic person to model if you want to know how to be funny. Today we’re going to talk about three go-to jokes that form the foundation of Colbert’s humor. Once you learn these, it will be easy to be funny. Jokes will start to come to you on the fly and you’ll have people laughing without even trying. 0:38 The first joke Stephen Colbert learned from his time in improv is The Fake Out 1:38 a literal formula you can steal from Stephen Colbert for how to be funny 2:11 how to be good at improv comedy 2:35 Stephen Colbert's favorite joke on The Colbert Report was The Caricature, a great technique for how to be funny 5:14 The best of Stephen Colbert's improv background shows every time he uses "yes and". This is my favorite technique for how to be funny, because it creates a great team dynamic and make everyone around you laugh 7:35 How to make this a habit so that it's easy to come up with something funny on the spot Connect With Us Further: Website: http://www.charismaoncommand.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/charismaoncommand Instagram: @CharismaOnCommand Or if you want to see our personal stuff (regular life + playing music): Instagram: @CharlieHoupert Instagram: @IamBenAltman
Views: 300436 Charisma on Command
Lavell Crawford  Crack
 
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How to Crack Funny Jokes in Hindi
 
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How to crack funny Jokes in Hindi! Learn to crack funny jokes in Hindi language. If your friend circle or relative are Indian then you might be trying to learn funny Hindi Jokes. It is very necessary to learn Hindi Jokes for fun as well as to make other laugh. If you know Hindi jokes though you speak english or any other language , when you crack such Hindi funny jokes like in Sardar Ji, Santa Banta, etc people will get attracted to you. People will love you, you will be in their eyes and mind, a good comedian. Comedy is a good for health as well. In this Hindi lesson we are learning how to crack funny Hindi Jokes , I hope you will love it and understand it ... Sita Rani Channel - http://www.youtube.com/user/SitaraRani
Views: 21996 Anil Mahato
Funny 3 year old cracking jokes with his dad
 
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Adventure Kidz is an educational family show where we learn while we play and have loads of fun! Malakai loves to crack jokes, and in this episode we watch adventure dad and Malakai crack jokes in the car. Malakai learns how to tell knock-knock jokes, and why the Chicken crossed the road. Your preschooler will love these jokes! Adventure Kidz is an educational show in which the Adventure Family explores the world around them and lives life to the full, learning all kinds of fun and wonderful lessons while we play. Check out our facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/Adventurekidzfamily/
Views: 166 Adventure Kidz
WORST JOKES PRANK ON CUTE GIRLS
 
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Follow me on Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/officialsalilgupta/ Follow me on Facebook :https://www.facebook.com/officialsalilgupta/ Check out my new prank video WORST JOKES PRANK ON CUTE GIRLS which is categorized under pranks in india and comment trolling india, where I crack funny jokes in hindi.
Views: 571737 Salil Gupta
How to CRACK FUNNY JOKES in Hindi!!! (OMG) funny #notaroast
 
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OPEN! Information! - 39Likes? Thanks for watching this awesome video Please hit a like and subscribe to our channel to show your support AND AGAIN enjoy the video!! ˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍ Disclaimer : DISCLAIMER: Please don't go out of your way to or hate on anyone I talk about in my videos, this channel is to entertain people and I usually focus on joking about what the people are doing not the individual themselves, please don't go spreading hate it's all for laughs Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use. ˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍˍ Thanks a lot SEE YAA in the next video :)
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Jordan Peterson Funny Moments | Jokes Compilation
 
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Jordan Peterson funny moments and jokes compilation
Views: 12283 Bad Goy
FRIEND who always Crack Lame jokes || Ashish chanchlani
 
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FRIEND who always Crack Lame jokes ashish chanchlani Acting credit Ashish chanchlani
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Einstein cracks joke
 
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Albert Einstein one of the gratest minds of all times who rocked the world which his theory of relativity to change our understanding of the universe. He was aware of his celebrityness but he would always see him as a common person. For everyone he is an absolute genius but he used to say that he has no special talent but is just passionately curious. A great physicist, a humanitarian, a philosopher. This video is a part os Albert Einstein-How I see The World showing another side of the great scientist.
Views: 41137 Shis910
Bounce TV Crack Joke
 
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Funny joke about crack!
Views: 16951 Michael Colyar
YO MAMA JOKES - Not for Kids
 
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Subscribe for all-new, weekly Yo Mama Jokes! IG: http://instagram.com/followyomama FB: http://facebook.com/yomama Yo Mama Jokes - Not for Kids FB: http://facebook.com/yomama YT: http://youtube.com/yomama IG: http://instagram.com/followyomama ★ CREATORS Zack James http://facebook.com/obzisinsane Alex Negrete http://facebook.com/alexnegrete ★ CAST & CREW Brock Baker as Brody Foxx http://youtube.com/McGoiter Taras "CrazyRussianHacker" as himself http://youtube.com/crazyrussianhacker Art Director & Lead Animator: RedMinus http://youtube.com/RedMinus Animator: StevRayBro http://youtube.com/StevRayBro Sound Design & Music: Max Repka http://youtube.com/MaximilianRepka
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3 Jokes That Make People Instantly Like You
 
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Ellen Degeneres' Tips To Making People Instantly Like You Discover The 4 Emotions You Need To Make a Killer First Impression: http://bit.ly/2nWBHVU We all want people to like us. And Ellen Degeneres seems to have that down to a science. Ellen Degeneres is one of the most likable hosts on TV. And it’s largely due to the types of jokes that she makes. Almost all hosts are funny, but Ellen’s style of comedy has a way of instantly endearing her guests to her. Today we are going to talk about the most common types of jokes that Ellen makes, how you can use them to get people to immediately like you, and some habits that you can work on to just generally be funnier throughout your day. 1:10 - The kind of jokes that make people sad, ones that Ellen rarely makes 2:08 - Self-deprecating jokes make people feel comfortable around Ellen 3:10 - Poking fun at subjects that people are not insecure about allows Ellen to crack jokes without upsetting people 5:20 - Making ego boosting jokes that make other people feel good, makes Ellen someone that people want to spend more time with 5:59 - Ellen can also joke around and just simply be silly Subscribe to Charisma On Command’s YouTube Account: http://bit.ly/COC-Subscribe Connect With Us: Website: http://www.charismaoncommand.com Facebook: http://facebook.com/charismaoncommand Periscope: https://www.periscope.tv/charismaon Video Editor, Andre: http://www.goandre.com Or if you want to see my personal stuff (my regular life + me playing music): Instagram: @CharlieHoupert Periscope: @CharlieHoupert Snapchat: @charliehoupert
Views: 5897427 Charisma on Command
100 Yo Mama Jokes - Can You Watch Them All?
 
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Subscribe for all-new, weekly cartoons! 100 MORE YO MAMA JOKES ►http://bit.ly/1ESTfrv Complete list of jokes: 1. Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund 2. Yo mama so fat when she dies in Call of Duty the player gets a five-person kill streak 3. Yo mama so ugly she makes One Direction go the other direction 4. Yo mama so hairy when she gave birth to you, you got carpet burn 5. Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke 6. Yo mama so short she hang glides on a Dorito 7. Yo mama so fat when Dracula sucked her blood he got diabetes 8. Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder said "I can't fix that" 9. Yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live 10. Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas 11. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out of her window she got arrested for mooning 12. Yo mama so stupid she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent 13. Yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out 14. Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack 15. Yo mama so stupid she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper 16. Yo mama so ugly her pillow cries at night 17. Yo mama so fat she had to be baptized at SeaWorld 18. Yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer 19. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot took her picture 20. Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application 21. Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew 22. Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry 23. Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to Heaven 24. Yo mama so short you can see her legs on her driver's license 25. Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk 26. Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone 27. Yo mama so fat half of her is in a parallel universe 28. Yo mama so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker 29. Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died 30. Yo mama so short she broke her leg getting off the toilet 31. Yo mama so fat her splash attack does damage 32. Yo mama so ugly when the Kool-Aid man busted through her wall he said "Oh no!" 33. Yo mama so fat when she climbed into a monster truck it became a lowrider 34. Yo mama so stupid she yelled into an envelope because she wanted to send a voicemail 35. Yo mama so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye 36. Yo mama so old she sat next to Moses in third grade 37. Yo mama so fat she doesn't need internet, she's already world wide 38. Yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test 39. Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong games 40. Yo mama so fat when she made a PS3 account the entire network crashed 41. Yo mama so ugly her reflection said "I quit" 42. Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck 43. Yo mama so stupid when she heard it was "chilly" outside she ran and got a bowl 44. Yo mama so fat she puts on her belt with a boomerang 45. Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares 46. Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her 47. Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's 48. Yo mama so ugly not even Goldfish crackers smile back 49. Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing 50. Yo mama so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry 51. Yo mama so ugly when she played the Scary Maze game, the picture said "I quit!" 52. Yo mama so fat Stephen Hawking based his black hole theory on her asshole 53. Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Trojan Man 54. Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she can't even get high 55. Yo mama so fat when she sat on the iPod she made the iPad 56. Yo mama so poor she went to KFC to lick people's fingers 57. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit 58. Yo mama so ugly the Forever Alone guy denied her friend request 59. Yo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples 60. Yo mama so fat she's a map on Call of Duty 61. Yo mama so fat when I pictured her in my head, she broke my neck 62. Yo mama so fat even Kirby can't eat her 63. Yo mama so ugly at the strip club people pay her to keep her clothes on 64. Yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does 65. Yo mama so stupid when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death 66. Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic the Hedgehog runs fast 67. Yo mama so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list (Wreck-It Ralph) 68. Yo mama so stupid she threw water at the computer to put out a flame war 69. Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her 70. Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie (Chewbacca) 71. Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, you missed the entire show (Breaking Bad) 72. Yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed ...We've hit the description limit on YouTube and can't fill in the rest of the jokes. http://youtube.com/yomama http://facebook.com/yomama INSTAGRAM: followyomama [email protected]
Views: 94274431 Yo Mama
It's Showtime PUROKatatawanan: Karylle cracks the funniest joke about 'bull'
 
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Jhong and Karylle crack a joke about animals. Subscribe to ABS-CBN Entertainment channel! - http://bit.ly/ABS-CBNEntertainment Watch the full episodes of It’s Showtime on TFC.TV http://bit.ly/ItsShowtime-TFCTV and on IWANT.TV for Philippine viewers, click: http://bit.ly/SHOWTIME-IWANTv Visit our official website! http://entertainment2.abs-cbn.com/tv/shows/tawagngtanghalan/main http://www.push.com.ph Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ABSCBNnetwork Twitter: https://twitter.com/ABSCBN https://twitter.com/abscbndotcom Instagram: http://instagram.com/abscbnonline
Views: 962887 ABS-CBN Entertainment
5 Funny Adult Jokes That Will Crack You Up.
 
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Slideshow Video - created at http://animoto.com Pause after Each joke to read.
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Jordan Peterson being hilarious, cracking jokes & cracking smiles (sometimes) on Louder with Crowder
 
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Jordan Peterson being uncharacteristically funny, cracking jokes and cracking smiles (sometimes). Source videos: Main show interview: https://youtu.be/OE_-CiV353A?t=22m14s Web extra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Tln_6Bxk0 ============================ Jordan Peterson info: Patreon https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3019121 Twitter: https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/drjordanpeterson YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/JordanPetersonVideos
Views: 256697 Gravitahn
Arin & Dan Crack Each Other Up With Cheesy Jokes - PART 1 - Game Grumps Compilation
 
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Nothing delights me more than Dan & Arin making each other laugh with terrible (awesome) jokes! I listen to these before I go to bed so I can rest happily =). Subscribe to GameGrumps: http://www.youtube.com/gamegrumps
Views: 319281 Game Grumps Compilations
Tawag ng Tanghalan: Vhong cracks a funny knock knock joke
 
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Vhong Navarro cracks a funny knock-knock joke about Metro Manila's TNT contender Jake Christian Portugal’s surname. Subscribe to ABS-CBN Entertainment channel! - http://bit.ly/ABS-CBNEntertainment Watch the full episodes of It’s Showtime on TFC.TV http://bit.ly/ItsShowtime-TFCTV and on IWANT.TV for Philippine viewers, click: http://bit.ly/SHOWTIME-IWANTv Visit our official website! http://entertainment2.abs-cbn.com/tv/shows/tawagngtanghalan/main http://www.push.com.ph Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/ABSCBNnetwork Twitter: https://twitter.com/ABSCBN https://twitter.com/abscbndotcom Instagram: http://instagram.com/abscbnonline
Views: 710153 ABS-CBN Entertainment
Drug Addict Drug Jokes - Stand Up Comedy
 
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Adam Barnhardt and drug addict jokes. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits - PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL! Adam Barnhardt a Stand up comedy comedian, talks drug jokes or jokes drugs being a drug addict since you can tell who is a tweeker. Drug addicts ask you very specific questions. Adam Barnhardt's drug jokes are funny. The jokes drugs he makes talks about crack and speed, no one knows what's in it, some think its shit others love it as drug addicts. Being a drug addict tweaks your mind, jokes drugs your mind. He makes a addict jokes about bakersfield being full of tweekers. Adam Barnhardt super funny comedy! Keep looking for more standupbits.
NDTV Anchor Ravish Kumar Crack A Joke On Arnab Goswami || Funny Side Of Ravish Kumar
 
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NDTV Anchor Ravish Kumar Crack A Joke On Arnab Goswami || Funny Side Of Ravish Kumar
Views: 234806 Motivational Attack
That friend who always cracks lame jokes
 
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Views: 11263 Harsh Beniwal
Akpororo Cracks Gordon's Joke
 
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AY Comedian Official YouTube channel is where you can find the best of rib cracking comedy that will keep you smiling and laughing till you forget your name, remember laughter keeps you young, healthy and kicking. Check it out!! Please Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/user/AYTVAYTV?sub_confirmation=1 -- #AYComedian #AYComedy #AY #Comedy #AYLive #ComedyShow #NigerianComedy #ComedySkit #IGODYE #AYSHOW #TRIPTOJAMAICA #AYSCRIB
Views: 135421 AY Comedian
Barack Obama cracks jokes at Vladimir Putin's expense
 
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President Barack Obama makes fun of himself and Russian President Vladimir Putin at the White House Correspondents' Association dinner President Barack Obama poked fun at himself and what he called a hard year but aimed his most caustic humour at Washington gridlock on Saturday when the political and media elites gathered at the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner. More than 2,000 guests packed the ballroom of the Washington Hilton, where the capital's political and media worlds collide every year in lubricated goodwill punctuated by a long dash of glamour on loan from Hollywood. The association marked its 100th year this year. The president highlighted some of the low points of his administration's last year, dwelling on the disastrous rollout of the website for his landmark health insurance reform legislation. "We rolled out healthcare.gov -- that could've gone better, in 2008 my slogan was, 'Yes we can.' In 2013, it was control-alt-delete," Mr Obama joked. Later he turned on conservative opponents, teasing them for praising Russian President Vladimir Putin. "You would think they'd appreciate a more assertive approach considering that the new conservative darling is not other than Vladimir Putin, last year Pat Buchanan said Putin's headed straight for the Nobel Peace Prize, he said this and I know it sounds crazy but to be fair they give those to just about anybody these days." Congressmen and cabinet members rubbed elbows with Hollywood celebrities including Lupita Nyong'o, the Oscar-winning actress in 12 Years a Slave, along with its director, Steve McQueen. Gravity director Alfonso Cuaron was a guest, as was actress Diane Lane. Television stars included Olivia Munn of HBO's The Newsroom, and Juliana Margulies of CBS' The Good Wife. Source: APTN and Reuters Get the latest headlines http://www.telegraph.co.uk/ Subscribe to The Telegraph http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=telegraphtv Like us on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/telegraph.co.uk Follow us on Twitter https://twitter.com/telegraph Follow us on Google+ https://plus.google.com/102891355072777008500/ Telegraph.co.uk and YouTube.com/TelegraphTV are websites of The Daily Telegraph, the UK's best-selling quality daily newspaper providing news and analysis on UK and world events, business, sport, lifestyle and culture.
Views: 150990 The Telegraph
Shoaib Malik Cracking Joke on Darren Sammy Said Never Seen a Pathan Like You - PSL 2018
 
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Shoaib Malik Cracking Joke on Darren Sammy Said Never Seen a Pathan Like You - PSL 2018 Psl 2018 first encounter will be between Multan sultan and Peshawar Zalmi on thursdays 22 febrary 2018 but before that both the teams captains attack on each other and during the psl trophy unvailing ceremony shoaib malik crack some funny jokes on Darren sammy which gone viral on internet. Thanks For Watching and Don't Forget to Subscribe!!! Subscribe Here: https://www.youtube.com/c/CricNewsOfficial
Views: 650107 Cric News Official
BTS Crack #2: Jin's Dad Jokes (Funny/Cute Moments)
 
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Don't you just love BTS, memes and Jin's dad jokes? Then this video is for you. I think I'll do Shadowhunters and BTS crack in a pattern. I'll upload a Shadowhunters crack and then BTS then Shadowhunters and so on. I hope you cringe, laugh or fangirl, either and all are fine. ----------------------------------------­­­­­­­­­­­­­­------- Check me out on: My Website: http://fandomsunlimitedforever.weebly.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Superwolf1967 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/superwolf1967/ My Musically: @SuperWolf1967 My Fanfic Account: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/6609326/ ----------------------------------------­­­­­­­­­­­­­­----- Fandom: BTS aka Bangtan Boys Song: Many and Few Software: Adobe Premiere Pro CC ----------------------------------------­­­­­­­­­­­­­-----------------
Views: 484 Fandoms Unlimited
LOL!! Learn English vocabulary about JOKES: hilarious, dirty joke, LMAO...
 
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What's the difference between "fun" and "funny"? What do you say when you see something that makes you laugh? What is the difference between "LOL" and "LMAO"? In this interactive video, I'm going to teach you how to talk about jokes and comedy. You will learn many ways to say that you think something is funny or not funny. You will also learn what you can say if you don't understand a joke. At the end, I will tell you some jokes, and you can practise your new expressions! Don't forget to take the quiz at the end to check your understanding. http://www.engvid.com/lol-learn-english-vocabulary-about-jokes-hilarious-dirty-joke-lmao/ TRANSCRIPT Hello. My name is Emma, and in today's video, I am going to teach you all about laughing, funny jokes, and comedy. I'm going to teach you, specifically, expressions we can use when we hear a joke or when we watch a funny movie, or when something funny happens. So, the lesson for today is titled: "LMAO: Talking about Comedy hahaha". All right. So, first off, "LMAO", I don't know if you've ever seen this, but this is something people write on the internet. It's the same as "lol"; this means "laugh my ass off". And we use this when we find something very, very funny. So let me teach you first about the words "fun" and "funny", and then we will get into these expressions. So the first thing I wanted to teach you: "fun" versus "funny". This is probably one of the number one mistakes I see students make. "Oh, teacher, it's so fun.", "Oh, teacher, it's funny." What's the difference? "Fun" is not used for hahaha. "Fun" is used when we're talking about something that is exciting and that makes us happy. So, for example, I like sports, sports are fun, sports are exciting, sports make me happy. This is different from the word "funny". So, "funny" means it makes you laugh. The TV show The Big Bang Theory, to me, when I watch that, I laugh - it's funny. When I watch comedies, when I watch funny movies, I laugh, so they are funny. Okay? So this is a very big difference between these two, so very important you know the difference between "funny" and "fun". We have here the word "lol", I'll just explain what this means very quickly. "Lol" is something we also use on the internet, similar to "lmao". It means "laugh out loud". Okay? So when you see something funny on the internet, you can write: "Lol", and it means you think it's funny. So let's look at some expressions that we can use when we find something funny. The first expression... And actually, I'm going to add something here: "hahaha". Okay. It's important. Okay, so the first expression, here: "It's funny" means this happens. You see something: "Oh, it's funny. Hahaha." The second one has the same meaning: "It's hilarious." Okay? So this means it's funny. When I think about actors, Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, these guys, to me, I think they're hilarious. So I want you to try the pronunciation of this word: "hilarious". The stress, the part that's loud - there. "Hilarious". I want you to think about something in your own life that you think is very funny. What's something that's hilarious? Maybe you've seen a TV show, maybe YouTube videos. All right? Think about something that's hilarious. We can also use this expression: "It made me laugh." Okay? So this means you saw something, it was funny, it made you laugh. We have, like I said before: "laugh my ass off", this is what we use when we're writing something on the internet. We can also use it with an "f", which is a little bit ruder. It means: "Laugh my fucking ass off". If you laugh your ass off, it means you found something hilarious, it means you found something very, very funny. We also have this: "I burst out laughing." This means suddenly you start laughing. Okay? So you're serious, and suddenly: "Hahahahaha." Okay? You burst out laughing. It's sudden laughter. We also have the word: "It cracks me up." If something cracks you up... So it can be anything. It means the same thing as "It made me laugh." For me, cat videos on YouTube, they crack me up. I laugh when I watch cat videos; they crack me up. Different movies crack me up. The Three Stooges, I guess, cracked me up. Okay? So "crack me up" means it makes me laugh. Finally, the last one: "I couldn't stop laughing. I couldn't stop laughing." Has there ever been a situation that you found so funny you laughed, and laughed, and laughed? For those situations, we say: "I couldn't stop laughing." So all of these we use when we're very happy, and we find something hahaha; we find something funny. All right. Now, we also have words we use when we don't understand a joke. A lot of the times you'll hear an English joke, maybe you're watching a TV show, and everyone around you is laughing, but you don't understand why.
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